The?!

Here’s a hilarious text message.

    

"Ones I crush a guy from my alma mother who got my number so we could keep intact. Sabi ko connect me if I’m wrong, but are you asking me ouch? Sabi niya, “The?! I mean, tell me to the marines ang kapal! The nerd!” Naiyak ako because of hunger. I cried buckles of tears. Tapos sabi niya, “Don’t cry… Isipin mo na lang this is a blessing in the sky. Irregardless of my feelings, let’s go ouch na rin.” Now we’re so in love. Mute and epidemic na yung pass. Thanks God we shallowed our fried!'"

  

There’re still a few lines in there that I don’t get.

“I mean, tell me to the marines”

And

“Mute and epidemic na ‘yung pass.”

   

I wonder what those two lines mean.