Monday, April 28, 2008

Tamang Pagsagot

There is evident behavior of not giving the appropriate answer to certain simple questions.

Setting: Classroom (FINAL EXAMS FOR NCM)
Ma’am Cambe: You only have five minutes remaining!
BSN 936: Yes, Ma’am!
(After a few minutes)
Ma’am: Class, how’s the exam?
BSN 936: Not yet!
(Correct Reply: "Difficult” or for the wiz kid "Easy")

Setting: CSV Lying-in
Ma’am Bugna: O Medina gaano kahaba ang umbilical cord?
Gemame: Yes Ma’am
Same setting
Ma’am Bugna: O ikaw Mr. Manalang gaano kahaba ang umbilical cord?
Ivan: No Ma’am
(Correct Reply: 55cm-- tama ba? or "hindi ko po alam")

Setting: Advocate Office
Aubrey: ‘Oy edge ‘yung article niyo tapos na ba?
Edge: Kasi si Dwight may production eh tapos si Greta finals
Aubrey: tapos na nga ba?
Edge: Nakausap na nila si sir pero may kailangan pa
Aubrey: eh tapos na ba?
Edge: tapos pwede ba daw gumawa ng sidebar for earthquake preparedness?
Aubrey: Pwede, so hindi pa tapos?
Edge: sige sasabihin ko
(Correct Reply: "Hindi pa po")

Setting: text message
Sender: Wer n u?
Receiver: D2 n me?
Sender: Wer nga?
Receiver: Hir nga me
(Correct Reply: specific location)

Sender: kamusta?
Edge: Who are you po? nabura kasi contacts ko ‘eh
Sender: Ako ‘to ano ka ba
Edge: Huh?! Sino po?
Sender: Ay ayoko na, tampo na ako sa’yo
Edge: ok
(Correct Reply: your name)


Setting: At home, telephone call
Caller: may klase ba ngayon?
Receiver: Oo nga ‘eh ang lakas ng bagyo noh
Caller: tingin ko nga walang klase ‘eh, meron pa ba?
Receiver: baha na nga dito ‘eh ang taas na ng tubig
Caller: dito rin ‘eh, papasok ka ba?
Receiver: Oo...meron kayang pasok.
(Correct Reply: "Merong pasok ngayon")

2 comments:

Anonymous,  May 1, 2008 at 7:46 AM  

hahahahaha!!!!! nde ka nman toxic at bangag nung nag-usap kayo ni Aubrey nun noh?

damn. I miss you guys.

-sheiLa g.

chase May 25, 2008 at 9:46 PM  

haha... tama nga naman... parang mga walang utak ang mga tao kapag sumasagot.... disoriented.... naku....................... pati ikaw disoriented... kay simple naman dapat ng sagot eh... hehehe

- chaze, RN, MAN

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